These are all the dialogues of Bruce Irvin in Tekken 6's Scenario Campaign.
Dialogues in Bruce's Playthrough[]
Bryan Fury[]
- Bruce Irvin: This place has a bad vibe.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: We should find a mansion on the far side. I have detected numerous bio-readings within.
- Bruce Irvin: People, huh? Let's have a look.
(Vs Bryan Fury)
- Bruce Irvin: You think you can handle the G Corporation with such a small crew? You're lookin' for trouble.
- Bryan Fury: The punks that turned up here might have had some bone to pick, but not me. I was just using them.
- Bruce Irvin: What's that supposed to mean?
- Bryan Fury: Heh heh. They were just bait for fresh prey like you to be caught!
Miguel Caballero Rojo[]
- Bruce Irvin: This ain't the friendliest place on Earth.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Bio-readings detected in a warehouse ahead.
- Bruce Irvin: Just ahead? We should check it out.
(Vs Miguel)
- Bruce Irvin: I'm amazed that such a puny organization thinks it can take on the Mishima Zaibatsu.
- Miguel: You shut up. This is none of your business.
- Bruce Irvin: No, I suppose it isn't. Either way, your road ends here.
Jack-6[]
- Bruce Irvin: A tanker, huh?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: A large tanker like this is required to anchor offshore for safety reasons. It does not belong in the harbor.
- Bruce Irvin: Ah, must be more than meets the eye.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Correct. I have confirmed numerous readings within. Be careful.
(Vs Jack-6)
- Bruce Irvin: This must be the deluxe model.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Yes. Its equipment surpasses that of the others you fought.
- Bruce Irvin: Let's see how much it can take before it breaks like the rest of 'em.
Emilie de Rochefort[]
- Bruce Irvin: I'd heard this place was for ferries only.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: My research finds that such tankers are not permitted in close proximity to piers.
- Bruce Irvin: I guess they didn't get the memo.
(Vs Lili)
- Lili: Welcome aboard my ship. Are you going to be my new toy?
- Bruce Irvin: No way a little girl like you is in charge of a ship like this.
- Lili: Ooh. I wonder how you'll sing when I hurt you. I can't wait to find out!
- Bruce Irvin: Well aren't you a cocky kid. It's time you learned how the real world works.
Sergei Dragunov[]
- Bruce Irvin: We must be near where that freighter was said to be spotted.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Yes. A military vessel disguised as a freighter has docked nearby, carrying advanced equipment within. A large number of personnel seems to have already come ashore.
- Bruce Irvin: Not a problem. All we have to do it take 'em down.
(Vs Sergei Dragunov)
- Bruce Irvin: What are you trying to do around here?
- Sergei Dragunov: ...
- Bruce Irvin: Got nothin' to say, huh? Fine by me.
Wang Jinrei[]
At Fujian Tulou
- Bruce Irvin: Looks like some missile launch site. Is the informant inside?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Yes. Numerous bio-readings detected. We should anticipate trouble if we mean to search inside.
- Bruce Irvin: Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
(Vs Wang Jinrei)
- Bruce Irvin: So you're my informant.
- Wang Jinrei: What are you doing here?
- Bruce Irvin: I got my reasons. I don't intend to make an enemy of you, at least.
- Wang Jinrei: Prove your intentions with your fists, not your words.
Paul Phoenix[]
- Bruce Irvin: Rough 'hood.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: I have detected bio-readings within that multi-tenant building.
- Bruce Irvin: No decent person would hide like that. Let's drive the rats outta their holes.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Affirmative.
(Vs Paul Phoenix)
- Bruce Irvin: First you stage a sneak attack, then you run away? Now that's gutsy!
- Paul Phoenix: Shut up! I'm the best fighter in the universe! No one defeats me!
- Bruce Irvin: Sorry man, but I'm gonna beat some of that stupidity outta you.
Marshall Law[]
- Bruce Irvin: Another sorry bunch.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Multiple readings detected. We are overwhelmingly outnumbered. Proposed course of action?
- Bruce Irvin: Bah. Amateurs. One of 'em, a hundred of 'em, it doesn't matter. They still add up to nothin'.
(Vs Marshall Law)
- Marshall Law: So you're the one who defeated Paul.
- Bruce Irvin: That idiot? Yeah, I expect he's moaning in some hospital bed right about now.
- Marshall Law: He may be foolhardy, but he's a dear friend of mine, and justice will be served.
- Bruce Irvin: Fine, bring it on! Maybe you'll end up in adjacent beds!
Steve Fox[]
At Abyss Gate
- Bruce Irvin: "Shadow Coliseum". Hmm.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: According to rumors, it is definitely in this area.
- Bruce Irvin: These kind of things are always holed up underground. We'll find it soon enough.
(Vs Steve Fox)
- Bystander: Whoa! What the hell?!
- Bystander: They broke in through the ceiling!
- Bruce Irvin: Whoa, hey, looks like we hit jackpot.
- Steve Fox: I don't know who you are, but I won't let you interrupt my match!
Yoshimitsu[]
At Kigan Island
- Bruce Irvin: Looks like someone's been having some fun here.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: It extends rather deep underground. Do you wish to proceed?
- Bruce Irvin: Yeah. There's gotta be something at the end.
(Vs Yoshimitsu)
- Bruce Irvin: Are you in charge around here?
- Yoshimitsu: This is no place for the likes of recalcitrant outlaws. Begone!
- Bruce Irvin: Nah. I can't just walk away empty-handed. Not after I've seen all this treasure right here for the taking.
- Yoshimitsu: Fool. Then you can die on my blade.
King and Craig Marduk[]
At Mixed Martial Arts Gym "Wild Kingdom"
- Alisa Bosconovitch: We are within vicinity of the target.
- Bruce Irvin: Do you always have to sound so impersonal?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Um, the target's nearby?
- Bruce Irvin: Never mind.
(Vs King and Craig Marduk)
- Craig Marduk: What'd you come here for? Lessons?
- Bruce Irvin: Sorry, I'm not into that fake wrestling stuff.
- King: Fake? You better take back that statement.
- Bruce Irvin: I don't do apologies, but if you think a rumble'll change my mind, let's do it.
Armor King[]
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Armor King assisted in the escape of G Corporation test subjects. He is seeking refuge up ahead.
- Bruce Irvin: Helping out while wearing a mask? He think he's some kind of superhero or something?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Perhaps. He clearly wants to camouflage his identity.
- Bruce Irvin: It's a bit flashy for camouflage...
(Vs Armor King)
- Bruce Irvin: I wasn't sure what to believe, but here you are.
- Armor King: Tch, are you with G Corp, then?
- Bruce Irvin: One hundred percent, and I've been sent here to collect you. Come with me.
- Armor King: I don't plan on being caught just yet!
Ling Xiaoyu[]
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Mishima Polytechnic is nearby.
- Bruce Irvin: Rumor has it a buncha Tekken Force members graduated from there. The official Mishima Zaibatsu school.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Yes. It is also the alma mater of current Mishima Zaibatsu head Jin Kazama.
(Vs Ling Xiaoyu)
- Ling Xiaoyu: Do you know where Jin is?
- Bruce Irvin: I was going to ask you the same thing. Why don't you tell me what you know?
- Ling Xiaoyu: I'm the only one who can stop him. I won't let you get in my way!
Baek Doo San[]
At West Coast Canal Industrial Complex
- Bruce Irvin: Is this the Resistance base?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: My sensors are picking up multiple bio-readings. It is definitely here.
- Bruce Irvin: Time for a focused strike. I'd hate to let their ringleader get away.
(Vs Baek Doo San)
- Baek Doo San: Playing as spies, are you? I can’t say I approve.
- Bruce Irvin: This from a guy who's waging a cowardly guerrilla war?
- Baek Doo San: The ends justify the means.
- Bruce Irvin: Story of my life.
Hwoarang[]
- Bruce Irvin: Can you figure out where their leader is?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Cannot verify identity.
- Bruce Irvin: Ah well. We'll just have to crush 'em all then.
(Vs Hwoarang)
- Bruce Irvin: You the guy in charge?
- Hwoarang: Why do you interfere? We're trying to destroy Mishima, just like you.
- Bruce Irvin: There ain't room in this war for you.
Leo Kliesen[]
At 16th Archaeological Expedition's Excavation Site
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Warning! This cavern may collapse at any moment.
- Bruce Irvin: We gotta keep moving. C'mon.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Understood. Please tread carefully.
(Vs Leo)
- Leo Kliesen: What did you idiots just do?
- Bruce Irvin: My mistake. I didn't expect an all-out collapse.
- Leo Kliesen: That fall could’ve killed me! You’ve got a lot of nerve!
Mokujin[]
- Bruce Irvin: So that cave had a secret passage.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Evidently, yes. This tunnel was clearly man-made. Shall we proceed?
- Bruce Irvin: You bet.
(Vs Mokujin)
- Bruce Irvin: What's that wooden doll doing here?
- Mokujin: (None may defile this sacred ground. Begone!)
- Alisa Bosconovitch: No power source detected. What manner of anomaly is this?
- Bruce Irvin: How should I know? If we can't figure out why it's moving, we might as well make it stop.
Kuma[]
- Bruce Irvin: A bear? Why are we looking for a bear?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: The bear in question was once a candidate to head the Mishima Zaibatsu.
- Bruce Irvin: That's crazy talk, even for Mishima. Looks like things are changing with Jin Kazama in charge though.
(Vs Kuma)
- Bruce Irvin: Hey, do you understand me?
- Kuma: (Of course.)
- Bruce Irvin: That's good, cause I need whatever intel you have on Jin Kazama.
- Kuma: (Then you will have to earn it.)
Ganryu[]
- Bruce Irvin: Gonna chat with some sumo wrestler, are we?
- Alisa Bosconovich: Correction: he is a formidable threat who was discharged from the sumo world. We must proceed with caution.
- Bruce Irvin: Why does that sound so familiar?
(Vs Ganryu)
- Ganryu: You've come a long way.
- Bruce Irvin: So it is you. You got kicked out before you made yokozuna, right?
- Ganryu: Quiet! In the entire history of sumo, only sixty-nine masters have risen to the rank of yokozuna. I will now demonstrate what it takes to get there!
Raven[]
- Bruce Irvin: This is some secret passage.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Warning: Hidden surveillance systems are in position throughout the vicinity.
- Bruce Irvin: Seems pretty certain this building belongs to you-know-you.
(Vs Raven)
- Raven: You've made it this far. I'm impressed.
- Bruce Irvin: Where'd you come from?!
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Warning: The target utilizes optical camouflage technology. Proceed with caution.
Heihachi Mishima[]
- Bruce Irvin: So, Heihachi Mishima's come home to roost?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Assuming the information we obtained earlier is correct, then yes.
- Bruce Irvin: He knows he's being targeted, and he still comes home. Pretty gutsy for an old guy.
(Vs Heihachi Mishima)
- Bruce Irvin: The man of the hour, Heihachi Mishima.
- Heihachi Mishima: And who are you?
- Bruce Irvin: Right now, I'm the guy who's about to capture your sorry butt.
- Heihachi Mishima: Bwah hah hah! I don't know who you think you are, but I'd be happy to take you on!
Robert Richards[]
At Central District, 11th Avenue
- Bruce Irvin: This place is circlin' the drain.
- Alisa Bosconovich: A prime example how wars can dramatically increase crime rates.
- Bruce Irvin: Hate to get caught in the crossfire. Let's keep movin'.
(Vs Bob)
- Bob: Stop right there! Where do you think you're taking that girl?
- Bruce Irvin: What's it to ya? Move.
- Bob: Hang on, miss, I'll save you!
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Uh ...
Christie Monteiro[]
- Bruce Irvin: I like the looks of this place. Makes me forget there's a war going on.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Pastural lands have been replaced by this city several years ago as part of a program to revitalize tourism.
- Bruce Irvin: All this in a few years? Nice.
(Vs Christie Monteiro)
- Christie Monteiro: Hey, you know where Eddy is, don’t you? Take me to him now!
- Bruce Irvin: Eddy who?
- Christie Monteiro: Don't play dumb with me, you Mishima dog!
- Bruce Irvin: Way to jump to conclusions.
Roger Jr.[]
At Mishima Industries, Biotech Research Station Ruins
- Bruce Irvin: This place looks familiar.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: The Mishima Zaibatsu testing facility is located just ahead. Let us continue.
- Bruce Irvin: I thought their animal experiment labs were closed down years ago.
(Vs Roger Jr.)
- Bruce Irvin: This place looks nothing like it did before.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Target acquired.
- Bruce Irvin: Must have gone on breeding even without the lab's help.
- Roger Jr.'s Mother: (What do you blokes want? Would it kill you to knock?)
Asuka Kazama[]
At Kazama-Style Traditional Martial Arts Dojo
- Bruce Irvin: "Kazama Style Traditional Martial Arts." If this is just some amateur-hour karate club, I'm outta here.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: No, one of Jin Kazama's blood relations opened this dojo. It may be worth our while to investigate. Do you object?
- Bruce Irvin: Guess I don't.
(Vs Asuka Kazama)
- Asuka Kazama: Hey, you're that guy... You're here to crash the dojo, aren't you?!
- Bruce Irvin: You're in charge here? Man, they'll let anyone run a dojo these days. Wait, are you related-
- Asuka Kazama: Oh, shut up already! I'll listen to you bicker later. Bring it on!
Feng Wei[]
- Bruce Irvin: I thought this temple was abandoned. Looks like I thought wrong.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: The condition of the gate implies people have been through here recently.
- Bruce Irvin: A gate? Can't hurt to go in through the main entrance like civilized people.
(Vs Feng Wei)
- Feng Wei: You dare interfere with my training?
- Bruce Irvin: You could train for a hundred years and you still couldn't beat me, chump!
- Feng Wei: Don't make me laugh!
Lee Chaolan[]
- Bruce Irvin: Big place, just about the same as G Corp HQ.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Violet Systems, a world-famous manufacturer of humanoids.
- Bruce Irvin: Didn't they just buy a heap of G Corporation stock?
(Vs Lee Chaolan)
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Bruce Irvin: Those robotic security guards are pretty high-tech.
- Lee Chaolan: A genuine compliment! I'm so pleased. However, I must now insist that, as uninvited guests, you leave at once.
Devil Jin[]
- Bruce Irvin: Where's this train go, anyway?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: I have no data on this train route, and cannot elucidate further.
- Bruce Irvin: Don't panic. We'll come up with a plan once the train stops.
(Vs Devil Jin)
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Alert! Something is descending from above. Caution advised.
- Bruce Irvin: Like a military chopper? Whoa! What the hell-
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Incoming!
Eddy Gordo[]
At Tekken Force 4th Special Forces Operation Group Compound
- Bruce Irvin: I wouldn't expect anything less from a Mishima Zaibatsu facility.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: The Tekken Force's Fourth Special Forces Ops Unit is stationed here.
- Bruce Irvin: Once we take this down, we'll have to hit Mishima HQ itself. Stay alert.
(Vs Eddy Gordo)
- Bruce Irvin: Are you the top dog here?
- Eddy Gordo: And you must be with G Corporation.
- Bruce Irvin: Guess what? I didn't come here to talk.
Nina Williams[]
At Mishima Zaibatsu, Central Subway Line
- Bruce Irvin: This'll take us to Mishima HQ?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Yes. The underground railway network directly connects to the Mishima Central Tower.
- Bruce Irvin: We'll ride it right into their headquarters then. Can you control the train?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: I have successfully hacked the transport system. Let us continue.
(Vs Nina Williams)
- Bruce Irvin: I figured we'd run into trouble.
- Nina Williams: It is my job to protect Jin Kazama. This is as far as you go.
- Bruce Irvin: All right, let's see just how good you are.
Jin Kazama and Nina Williams[]
At Mishima Zaibatsu, Central Tower
- Bruce Irvin: It's like a damn castle.
- Alisa Bosconovich: ...
- Bruce Irvin: This is it. C'mon.
(Vs Nina Williams)
- Bruce Irvin: I thought I'd see you again.
- Nina Williams: I hate to leave a job unfinished.
- Bruce Irvin: Well, aren't you tough.
(Vs Jin Kazama)
- Bruce Irvin: Everyone's sayin' you're destroying the world. What's your motive?
- Jin Kazama: I'm just returning everything back to the way it should be.
- Bruce Irvin: Like this? Looks to me like you're on a path to self destruction.
- Jin Kazama: That's of no concern to you.
Zafina and Tekken Force[]
- Bruce Irvin: This is a complete disaster.
- Raven: Magma's starting to erupt throughout the vicinity. But how? It is geologically impossible.
- Bruce Irvin: The world really is gonna end at this rate.
(Vs Tekken Force)
- Bruce Irvin: You needed all these minions to fight one woman? Pitiful.
- Tekken Force soldier: Who the hell are you? Mind your own business.
- Bruce Irvin: My business includes bringin' you down.
Azazel[]
At Azazel's Temple, Oracle's Chamber
- Bruce Irvin: What's up with the air around here?
- Raven: I don’t like this. Be ready. Anything could happen next.
- Bruce Irvin: Bah. Caution is for weaklings who depend on everyone else to do their fighting.
(Vs Azazel)
- Bruce Irvin: What the hell. Is this thing for real?
- Azazel: I am Azazel, Rectifier of All Things.
- Bruce Irvin: "Rectifier?"
- Azazel: Yes. Mankind bound me, thinking they could escape subjugation. Willfully and selfishly, they have reduced the world to tatters! Now the sinners must atone.
- Bruce Irvin: What do you expect to "rectify" with a puny power that's been sealed away for ages? You don't belong in this world, and I'm gonna bounce you out!
(As they leave)
- Bruce Irvin: This place is done for.
- Raven: You got that right. I think the ruins are about to get a lot more ruined.
- Bruce Irvin: Let’s hurry. I don't wanna get buried alive.
Dialogues VS Bruce[]
Dialogues take place at G Security Service, Operations Headquarters
Alisa Bosconovitch Playthrough[]
- Alisa Bosconovitch: You are the commander of this base, correct?
- Bruce Irvin: Yeah, I guess you could say that. And you must be the leaders of that little rebel army.
- Lars Alexandersson: That's none of your business.
- Bruce Irvin: Not exactly the friendly type, huh? Well, it won't matter now since you're going to die here!
Armor King Playthrough[]
- Armor King: Have you gotten soft?
- Bruce Irvin: Care to find out?
- Armor King: Let's.
Asuka Kazama Playthrough[]
- Asuka Kazama: Whoa! This guy looks the worst!
- Bruce Irvin: Just a kid? You telling me our forces couldn't handle a runt like you? You gotta be kidding me.
- Asuka Kazama: All right, don't expect me to feel sorry when you're cryin' afterwards.
Baek Doo San Playthrough[]
- Baek Doo San: I though you had stepped off the battlefield.
- Bruce Irvin: Anything to kill time.
- Baek Doo San: At least you're staying sharp. Let's get this over with.
Bryan Fury Playthrough[]
- Bryan Fury: This is the best they've got? Man, what a joke.
- Bruce Irvin: I think you spoke too soon, buddy!
- Bryan Fury: You think you're any good? Show me!
Christie Monteiro Playthrough[]
- Christie Monteiro: This is the place, right?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Yes. If we can break through this area-
- Bruce Irvin: I'm afraid your trip ends here, girls. You won't be destroying anything else here today.
- Christie Monteiro: We're here to put an end to this war, and there's no way you're stopping us!
Craig Marduk Playthrough[]
- Craig Marduk: You in charge here?
- Bruce Irvin: Something like that, yeah.
- Craig Marduk: You sure seem tougher than all these order thugs. C'mon, let's do this!
Devil Jin Playthrough[]
- Devil Jin: Are you the last one? My hunger has not been sated.
- Bruce Irvin: Annihilation? That's how it ends? No, I must be dreamin' this.
- Devil Jin: I'll fill your mind with enough terror to last an eternity!
Eddy Gordo Playthrough[]
- Eddy Gordo: My informants told me someone like you worked for G Corporation. I guess it was actually you.
- Bruce Irvin: Anything to kill time.
- Eddy Gordo: Looks like you haven't gotten rusty.
Emilie de Rochefort Playthrough[]
- Emilie de Rochefort: Ooh, I knew they'd all be weaklings! You there. It's your turn, and you'd better be good!
- Bruce Irvin: No little girl's ever gonna best me.
- Emilie de Rochefort: Hmph! In that case, I guess we'll just have to find out!
Feng Wei Playthrough[]
- Feng Wei: I didn't think things would go our way.
- Bruce Irvin: Nope. We anticipated your arrival. Hope you like the welcome we've prepared.
- Feng Wei: Your planning skills need work. If you wanted to stop us here, you should have brought more men.
Ganryu Playthrough[]
- Ganryu: I've definitely seen you in the tournament before. To think we'd meet again here.
- Bruce Irvin: Anything to kill time.
- Ganryu: I see, I see. Well, good luck. I mean, no!
Heihachi Mishima Playthrough[]
- Heihachi Mishima: Why are you aiding Kazuya?
- Bruce Irvin: No reason. I was bored, he asked, and I didn't have any better offers on the table.
- Heihachi Mishima: At least you haven't lost your edge. Let's begin.
Hwoarang Playthrough[]
- Hwoarang: I thought you'd washed your hands of this nonsense.
- Bruce Irvin: Anything to kill time.
- Hwoarang: Doesn't look like you've lost your edge. Let's do this.
Jack Playthrough[]
- Jack: (YOU STRONG? JACK ALSO STRONG!)
- Bruce Irvin: Whoa, what's a JACK doing loose? Oh well, I was just getting bored.
- Jack: (JACK SHOW FULL POWER. YOU ALSO SHOW FULL POWER!)
Jin Kazama Playthrough[]
- Jin Kazama: You must be Bruce Irvin.
- Bruce Irvin: Hey, I must be getting famous.
- Jin Kazama: People know about the G Corporation's drill instructor from hell. I've heard all about how you train the soldiers here.
- Bruce Irvin: Now that's an honor. I might as well go ahead and add another chapter to my legend, by defeating Jin Kazama.
Julia Chang Playthrough[]
- Julia Chang: Bruce Irvin? You're Kazuya's right-hand man. What are you doing down here?
- Bruce Irvin: Trust me, following Kazuya around gets old fast. I prefer the front lines, but enough about me. Let's talk about you and your disloyalty to the G Corporation.
- Julia Chang: I never swore allegiance to the G Corporation to get funding. Besides, you guys were going to kill me and steal my research as soon as it started showing results.
- Bruce Irvin: Maybe, maybe not, but one thing is for sure. You and I are enemies now.
King Playthrough[]
- King: So you're with the G Corporation now.
- Bruce Irvin: Anything to kill time.
- King: I've got something that'll keep you from getting too bored.
Kuma Playthrough[]
- Kuma: (Are you the leader of the pack?)
- Bruce Irvin: Something like that. You're just what I needed to kill some time.)
- Kuma: (If it means absolving you of your boredom, then so be it. But I'd ready myself if I were you.)
Lars Alexandersson Playthrough[]
- Lars: You're the commander, I take it?
- Bruce Irvin: Yeah, I guess you could say that. And I take it you're the leader of this little rebel army?
- Lars: Where's Kazuya?
- Bruce: Not a very patient leader, are you? Fine. Defeat me, and you'll have your answer.
Lee Chaolan Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Bruce Irvin. You must be the man behind the G Corporation’s little army.
- Bruce Irvin: Yes. I was just killing time when Kazuya called me up with this job. My boys are still a buncha wimps, but you should’ve seen what I started with.
- Lee Chaolan: You call them wimps even at this level? I just hope they never reach their full potential.
- Bruce Irvin: You make it sound like I’m done with ‘em. What, do you actually think you can take me out?
- Lee Chaolan: Oh, I will. You see, you’ve made the mistake of helping out Kazuya. I’m afraid I just can’t let that pass.
Lei Wulong Playthrough[]
- Lei Wulong: I'm looking for Kazuya. If you have any information at all-
- Bruce Irvin: Sure. I'll tell you. If you beat me first.
- Lei Wulong: Oh, so it's that easy, huh? Bring it on!
Leo Kliesen Playthrough[]
- Leo Kliesen: All right. You're gonna tell me everything you know about Kazuya Mishima.
- Bruce Irvin: Sure thing, kid. But first, you have to beat me.
- Leo Kliesen: That's a deal. Let's do this!
Ling Xiaoyu Playthrough[]
- Ling Xiaoyu: What's Kazuya Mishima up to? I doubt he's interested in saving the world.
- Bruce Irvin: Who cares? I took the job to kill some time. If Mishima's plotting something, it makes no difference to me.
- Ling Xiaoyu: It's because of people like you that this war is still going on!
- Bruce Irvin: What are you going to do about it? You think a little girl like you can beat me up?
- Ling Xiaoyu: Be careful what you wish for! Just don't come crying to me about it later!
Marshall Law Playthrough[]
- Marshall Law: What are you doing with those G Corporation bastards?
- Bruce Irvin: Hey, I get my kicks where I can.
- Marshall Law: You start wars just for kicks? And you think I should be okay with that?
- Bruce Irvin: The people wanted someone to stand up to Mishima. It's too late to start bitching about it now.
Miguel Caballero Rojo Playthrough[]
- Miguel: You're the leader, right?
- Bruce Irvin: More or less. I've got some time to kill, so bring it.
- Miguel: As you wish.
Mokujin Playthrough[]
- Mokujin: (I see. The aura that swirls around you is drenched in tales of war.)
- Bruce Irvin: I'm honored. By the way, what the hell are you? I thought talking dolls were just in fairy tales.
- Mokujin: (What lies within your heart? Is it worthy of those tales of valor? Allow me to judge for myself.)
Nina Williams Playthrough[]
- Nina Williams: Now I see. Buddying up to old friends, are you? I should've figured you'd be with the G Corp.
- Bruce Irvin: It passes the time. And thanks to you guys, it's even pretty fun.
- Nina Williams: Sorry, but the fun ends here.
Panda Playthrough[]
- Panda: (You're one of Kazuya's goons? How can you side with a villain like him?)
- Bruce Irvin: Anything to kill time.
- Panda: (Hmph. Whatever. We've come this far, I'm not stopping here!)
Paul Phoenix Playthrough[]
- Paul Phoenix: You sure look familiar. You joined the military?
- Bruce Irvin: No, just killing time.
- Paul Phoenix: Perfect. I was just gettin' bored myself.
Raven Playthrough[]
- Raven: You in command here?
- Bruce Irvin: Looks like it.
- Raven: You're going to tell me about Kazuya Mishima.
- Bruce Irvin: Sure, if you win.
Robert Richards Playthrough[]
- Bob: You don't look military. You here for some other reason?
- Bruce Irvin: Ain't got no reason, man. I'm just killing time.
- Bob: Well, if I defeat you, I'm sure everyone else around here will quiet down. Let's do this!
- Bruce Irvin: Oh yeah? You better not regret your actions.
Roger Jr. Playthrough[]
- Roger Jr.'s mother: (You look sort of strong.)
- Bruce Irvin: Oh, man. Even the animals can tell how strong I am now?
- Roger Jr.'s mother: (But trust me, I'm still stronger.)
Sergei Dragunov Playthrough[]
- Sergei Dragunov:...
- Bruce Irvin: What organization are you from?
- Sergei Dragunov:...
- Bruce Irvin: Fine, don't tell me. You'll die here anyway.
Steve Fox Playthrough[]
- Steve Fox: What's this? Are you an army man now?
- Bruce Irvin: Anything to kill time.
- Steve Fox: Doesn't look like you've gotten soft. Let's do this.
Wang Jinrei Playthrough[]
- Wang Jinrei: You're still working with Kazuya?
- Bruce Irvin: Might not be the healthiest relationship, but hey, he asked me, I was bored, so here I am.
- Wang Jinrei: You know very well there were other options open to you, boy. What a waste.
- Bruce Irvin: You worry about your own pastimes, old man, and let me worry about mine.
Yoshimitsu Playthrough[]
- Yoshimitsu: I was told you had washed your hands of the army.
- Bruce Irvin: Hey, I was getting bored. It's no big deal.
- Yoshimitsu: I see that you haven't lost your form.
Zafina Playthrough[]
- Zafina: You're Bruce Irvin, Kazuya Mishima's assistant, yes?
- Bruce Irvin: Assistant? You make it sound so corporate. But yeah. And I know all about you and your little adventures, too.
- Zafina: Then I'll make you wish you didn't know.
Trivia[]
- If the player selects Kazuya Mishima or Anna Williams there will be no dialogue with Bruce, as they all work for G Corporation.
- In Bruce's playthrough, he has no dialogues with Anna or Kazuya, or at Lei or Julia's stage, or the Kazuya stage just before Azazel, since these stages all involve fighting G Corp employees, and Bruce himself works for G Corporation.