These are all the dialogues of Lee Chaolan in Tekken 6's Scenario Campaign.
Dialogues in Lee's Playthrough[]
Bryan Fury[]
- Lee Chaolan: The G Corporation used to own this area.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: We should find a mansion on the far side. I have detected numerous bio-readings within.
- Lee Chaolan: These facilities were shuttered. No one should be here.
(Vs Bryan Fury)
- Lee Chaolan: You certainly seem to harbor a grudge against the G Corporation. Is vengeance your game, then?
- Bryan Fury: Vengeance? Bah ha ha! The punks that turned up here might've had some bone to pick, but not me. I was just using them.
- Lee Chaolan: Meaning?
- Bryan Fury: Hah! They were just bait to lure in fresh prey like you!
Miguel Caballero Rojo[]
- Lee Chaolan: I thought they'd leveled all those outdated warehouses. I suppose they make for perfect hiding places.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Bio-readings detected in a warehouse ahead.
- Lee Chaolan: As expected. Let's go.
(Vs Miguel)
- Lee Chaolan: You really think your little ragtag group can stand up to the Mishima Zaibatsu?
- Miguel: Shut up! Those bastards murdered my sister! You think I'm going to just let that slide?!
- Lee Chaolan: If you want to think with your heart instead of your brain, that's your prerogative.
Jack-6[]
- Lee Chaolan: Somehow I doubt this tanker is as normal as it seems.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: A large tanker like this is required to anchor offshore for safety reasons. It does not belong in the harbor.
- Lee Chaolan: Exactly. We're clearly dealing with something different here.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: I have confirmed numerous readings within. Be careful.
(Vs Jack-6)
- Lee Chaolan: That must be the latest in the JACK series, hmm?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Yes. Its equipment surpasses that of the others you fought.
- Lee Chaolan: No doubt they’re collecting combat data for calibration of the mass product units. I’ll enjoy giving them a few choice data points.
Emilie de Rochefort[]
- Lee Chaolan: How odd. What’s a ship like that doing in the harbor?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: You are right to be suspicious. My research finds that such tankers are not permitted in close proximity to piers.
- Lee Chaolan: Which suggest we are dealing with either government officials, or the obscenely rich.
(Vs Lili)
- Lili: Welcome aboard my ship. Are you going to be my new toy?
- Lee Chaolan: Well, if it isn’t the mademoiselle of Rochefort Enterprises. What a delight.
- Lili: Save the gross flattery, toy. I’d much rather hear your golden voice shrieking in agony. Just the thought makes me… mmm…
- Lee Chaolan: You seem to be under the wrong impression. I’m no masochist.
Sergei Dragunov[]
- Lee Chaolan: That suspicious freighter must be around here.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Yes. A military vessel disguised as a freighter has docked nearby, carrying advanced equipment within.
- Lee Chaolan: A military ship, sneaking into port? Whose military, I wonder?
(Vs Sergei Dragunov)
- Lee Chaolan: What are you after?
- Sergei Dragunov: ...
- Lee Chaolan: Not feeling chatty, are we?
Wang Jinrei[]
At Fujian Tulou
- Lee Chaolan: Ah, a Fujian Tulou. I’m surprised these things are still around.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Numerous bio-readings detected. We should anticipate trouble if we mean to search inside.
- Lee Chaolan: These places were originally designed as fortresses. This won’t be simple.
(Vs Wang Jinrei)
- Lee Chaolan: Master Wang! It has been quite a long time.
- Wang Jinrei: Indeed, Chaolan. You look well.
- Lee Chaolan: Same as you, Master. However, since we are both here, then-
- Wang Jinrei: Come, Chaolan. I trust you have not slacked in your training?
- Lee Chaolan: Of course not.
Paul Phoenix[]
- Lee Chaolan: I see we’ve crossed to the wrong side of the tracks.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: I have detected bio-readings within that multi-tenant building.
- Lee Chaolan: Let’s keep this brief.
(Vs Paul Phoenix)
- Lee Chaolan: No matter what else, you can rest assured that your talent for fleeing is first rate.
- Paul Phoenix: Who the hell’s been fleeing? I just lured you into my trap! It’s called strategy. The brains in this noggin? Number one in the universe!
- Lee Chaolan: Make that "number one in incompetence" and we’re agreed.
Marshall Law[]
- Lee Chaolan: My, we seem to be quite popular with the ill-bred philistine set today.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Multiple readings detected. We are overwhelmingly outnumbered. Proposed course of action?
- Lee Chaolan: Worry not. We’ll simply teach them a lesson on elegance in combat.
(Vs Marshall Law)
- Marshall Law: You’re the one who took out Paul?
- Lee Chaolan: I’m afraid so. He did prove to be number one in the universe, if not in the way he intended.
- Marshall Law: Yes, sometimes I want to smack him myself. Still, he is my best friend, so you know how it goes.
Steve Fox[]
At Abyss Gate
- Lee Chaolan: Shadow coliseum? It seems some things never change.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: According to rumors, it is definitely in this area.
- Lee Chaolan: Limit the search to underground locales. That’s where these places usually operate.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Understood. You have quite an extensive knowledge of these groups.
(Vs Steve Fox)
- Bystander: Whoa! What the hell?!
- Bystander: These guys just dropped in from the- Wait! It’s the Silver-haired Demon!
- Lee Chaolan: That’s one I haven’t heard in a while. I didn’t think anyone still knew me by that name.
- Steve Fox: The Silver-haired Demon. Brilliant! Tonight I get a real challenge!
- Lee Chaolan: I wouldn’t be so eager if I were you. I don’t think you’re going to enjoy this.
Yoshimitsu[]
At Kigan Island
- Lee Chaolan: Is this where the map says we should be?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Yes. According to the GPS, these are the correct coordinates.
- Lee Chaolan: Technology doesn’t lie. This must be the place. Let’s go.
(Vs Yoshimitsu)
- Lee Chaolan: If you’re here, that means this must be where the Manji Party’s treasure is hidden.
- Yoshimitsu: This is no place for the likes of recalcitrant outlaws like you. Begone!
- Lee Chaolan: You’re no more than a petty thief yourself. The moral high ground is a bit out of your reach, I’m afraid.
- Yoshimitsu: I will not bear such insults. Die on my blade, like the vermin you are.
King and Craig Marduk[]
At Mixed Martial Arts Gym "Wild Kingdom"
- Alisa Bosconovitch: We are within vicinity of the target.
- Lee Chaolan: Are you ever going to speak less formally with me?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Like, oh my god! We’re going to have, like, so much fun tracking down this Jin dude!
- Lee Chaolan: Good heavens, stop! I apologize. Please, never speak like that again. Where in the world did you learn that, anyway?
(Vs King and Craig Marduk)
- Craig Marduk: What the hell are you punks doing here?
- Lee Chaolan: I’m looking for Armor King. Any ideas on where he might be?
- King: Even if we did, why would we tell you?
- Craig Marduk: Get the hell outta here, while you can still walk!
- Lee Chaolan: You think you can beat me, huh? Let’s see you try.
Armor King[]
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Armor King assisted in the escape of G Corporation test subjects. He is seeking refuge up ahead.
- Lee Chaolan: What do you know of his motives?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: I do not have that information.
- Lee Chaolan: Then I’ll just have to ask him myself.
(Vs Armor King)
- Lee Chaolan: You’re Armor King, right? May I ask, why have you been rescuing the G Corporation’s test subjects?
- Armor King: What are you, some G Corporation lackey? I’ve come too far to be caught now. I’ll tear you to pieces for getting in my way!
- Lee Chaolan: Not one for small talk, are you?
Ling Xiaoyu[]
- Alisa Bosconovitch: We are near the alma mater of Jin Kazama, current head of Mishima Zaibatsu.
- Lee Chaolan: Mishima Polytechnic. I wonder if that ridiculous statue is still there?
(Vs Ling Xiaoyu)
- Ling Xiaoyu: Are you looking for Jin?
- Lee Chaolan: I want you to tell me everything you know. Trust me, this is in your best interest.
- Ling Xiaoyu: All you need to know is that I’m the one who’ll be stopping Jin!
Baek Doo San[]
At West Coast Canal Industrial Complex
- Lee Chaolan: This is the Resistance’s hideout? Not exactly bustling with activity, is it?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: My sensors are picking up multiple bio-readings. It is definitely here.
- Lee Chaolan: I see. We’ll have to draw the mice out of their holes.
(Vs Baek Doo San)
- Baek Doo San: Playing as spies, are you? I can’t say I approve.
- Lee Chaolan: Given that you lead a group of rejects practicing guerrilla warfare, I’d say it’s rather hypocritical of you to say that.
- Baek Doo San: What choice do I have, with the world as corrupt as it is? I’ll do whatever it takes to achieve my goal.
- Lee Chaolan: Then you’ve left me with no choice, as well.
Hwoarang[]
- Lee Chaolan: Can you locate the leader?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Cannot verify identity.
- Lee Chaolan: Very well. Let’s play it by ear.
(Vs Hwoarang)
- Lee Chaolan: You’re the leader, then? I’ve already taken down your partner.
- Hwoarang: Do you have any idea what you’re doing? You’ve thrown in with Jin, haven’t you!
- Lee Chaolan: Don’t jump to conclusions, boy. I have never, ever sided with Jin Kazama.
Leo Kliesen[]
At 16th Archaeological Expedition's Excavation Site
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Warning! This cavern may collapse at any moment.
- Lee Chaolan: This is our only available path. And don’t worry, cave-ins rarely actually happen.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Understood. Please tread carefully.
(Vs Leo)
- Leo Kliesen: What did you idiots just do?
- Lee Chaolan: Forgive me. I trust you are unhurt?
- Leo Kliesen: The fall could’ve killed me! You’ve got a lot of nerve!
Mokujin[]
- Lee Chaolan: I never suspected there was a secret passage in that cave.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Evidently, yes. I have no date on what lies ahead. Shall we proceed?
- Lee Chaolan: Of course. Why stop here?
(Vs Mokujin)
- Lee Chaolan: What’s that crude little doll?
- Mokujin: (None may defile this sacred ground. Begone!)
- Alisa Bosconovitch: No power source detected. What manner of anomaly is this?
- Lee Chaolan: I’m afraid I don’t have the answer, either.
Kuma[]
- Lee Chaolan: Kuma? He’s still alive?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: After being ejected from a helicopter by Jin Kazzama, Kuma has been wandering through this forest.
- Lee Chaolan: He can’t have been too happy about that. Though perhaps he welcomed the chance to return to the wild.
(Vs Kuma)
- Lee Chaolan: It’s been awhile, Kuma. I assume you can still understand me?
- Kuma: (Do I know you?)
- Lee Chaolan: Have you gone senile? I suppose I shouldn’t expect a bear to remember someone from 20 years ago.
- Kuma: (How dare you?! You make it sound like I’m an old geezer!)
Ganryu[]
- Lee Chaolan: A chanko restaurant? We’ve come a long way just for dinner?
- Alisa Bosconovich: We are not here to eat. The restaurant’s manager is a dangerous man who was discharged from the sumo world. He is our target.
- Lee Chaolan: If you want to eat sumo food, that’s fine. You don’t have to make up excuses.
- Alisa Bosconovich: I told you that is not why we are here!
(Vs Ganryu)
- Ganryu: I’m impressed you’ve made it this far.
- Lee Chaolan: Truly, your skills outshine even the most legendary of sumo wrestlers! At least in terms of running away from things.
- Ganryu: Quiet! In the entire history of sumo, only sixty-nine masters have risen to the rank of yokozuna. I will now demonstrate what it takes to get there!
Raven[]
- Lee Chaolan: Quite an impressive site.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Warning: Hidden surveillance systems are in position throughout the vicinity.
- Lee Chaolan: To be honest, at this point I’d be more suspicious if this were just a typical office building.
(Vs Raven)
- Raven: You've made it this far. I'm impressed.
- Lee Chaolan: What?! How did you-?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Warning: The target utilizes optical camouflage technology. Proceed with caution.
Heihachi Mishima[]
- Lee Chaolan: So this is where Heihachi Mishima has been hiding.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Assuming the information we obtained earlier is correct, then yes.
- Lee Chaolan: He’s here, all right. Look at this place. Only Heihachi would be so grandiose.
(Vs Heihachi Mishima)
- Lee Chaolan: Long time, no see. It’s been, what, twenty years?
- Heihachi Mishima: Still after my place on the throne, are you? What is it this time? Revenge?
- Lee Chaolan: Revenge was certainly a motive, once upon a time. However, that time has passed. All I want today is the epitaph from those ruins in Mexico.
- Heihachi Mishima: I don’t know how you found out about that, but I’ll never give you that information. If you really believed I’d tell you, you’re a bigger fool than I thought.
- Lee Chaolan: Oh, I never thought you’d just hand it over. That’s why I came to take it myself.
Lei Wulong[]
- Lee Chaolan: Interpol? Ah, there is a bureau in this area, I believe.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Yes. However, I detect G Corporation soldiers in the vicinity of the building. We should hurry.
- Lee Chaolan: Agreed. But I wonder what the G Corporation is doing here.
(Vs Lei Wulong)
- Lee Chaolan: It seems we made it in time. Are you all right?
- Lei Wulong: I’m fine, thanks to you. Wait, aren’t you-
- Lee Chaolan: Save the investigations until we’re safely out of here.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Come this way. Hurry.
Devil Jin[]
- Lee Chaolan: Where is this train headed?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: I have no data on this train route, and cannot elucidate further.
- Lee Chaolan: It must be some sort of supply line. No matter. When it stops, we can determine our next move.
- (Vs Devil Jin)
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Alert! Something is descending from above. Caution advised.
- Lee Chaolan: From above? What is that?!
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Incoming!
Julia Chang and G Corp Security[]
At G Science and Technology, Research Building 3
- Lee Chaolan: Have you located the research facility?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: I found the entrance but was unable to obtain a floor plan.
- Lee Chaolan: We’ll figure something out when we get inside. Come on.
(Vs G Corp Security)
- Lee Chaolan: Stop right there.
- G Corp Security: Intruders! Don’t think you’re making it out of here alive.
- Lee Chaolan: You’re sadly mistaken to underestimate me.
Robert Richards[]
At Central District, 11th Avenue
- Lee Chaolan: Excellent. Another exciting excursion through the slums.
- Alisa Bosconovich: A prime example how wars can dramatically increase crime rates.
- Lee Chaolan: Let’s do our business quickly.
(Vs Bob)
- Bob: Stop right there! Where do you think you're taking that girl?
- Lee Chaolan: I’m in a hurry. Get out of my way.
- Bob: Hang on, miss, I'll save you!
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Uh ...
Christie Monteiro[]
- Lee Chaolan: Everything’s always prettier when it’s newer, don’t you agree?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Pastural lands have been replaced by this city several years ago as part of a program to revitalize tourism.
- Lee Chaolan: Yes, I know. I was one of the investors.
(Vs Christie Monteiro)
- Christie Monteiro: Hey, you know where Eddy is, don’t you? Take me to him now!
- Lee Chaolan: Eddy? Forgive me, miss, but I don’t know an Eddy.
- Christie Monteiro: Don’t play dumb with me, you Mishima dog! If you don’t want to talk, I’ll make you talk.
- Lee Chaolan: I do wish people would stop jumping to conclusions.
Roger Jr.[]
At Mishima Industries, Biotech Research Station Ruins
- Lee Chaolan: Why are we here?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: A Mishima Zaibatsu testing facility is located just ahead. Let us continue.
- Lee Chaolan: Yes, but the location was shut down long ago. There shouldn’t be anything left.
(Vs Roger Jr.)
- Lee Chaolan: See? The site is completely abandoned.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Target acquired.
- Lee Chaolan: You’ve got to be kidding me. It reproduced?!
- Roger Jr.'s Mother: (What do you blokes want? Would it kill you to knock?)
Asuka Kazama[]
At Kazama-Style Traditional Martial Arts Dojo
- Lee Chaolan: "Kazama Style Traditional Martial Arts Dojo." Hmm, does someone here have a connection to Jun Kazama?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Yes. One of her blood relations opened this dojo. It may be worth our while to investigate.
- Lee Chaolan: I see. Perhaps the cursed blood of this family is to blame for all that’s happened.
(Vs Asuka Kazama)
- Asuka Kazama: Hey! You're that guy from before. You’re here to crash the dojo, aren’t you?!
- Lee Chaolan: You jump to conclusions with nimble grace. Are you a student here?
- Asuka Kazama: I’m no student. The name’s Asuka Kazama. Now, let’s fight!
- Lee Chaolan: You’re awfully rude, but I see the family resemblance. By beating you here, I’m probably doing the world a favor.
Feng Wei[]
- Lee Chaolan: I'd heard this temple was abandoned, but that doesn’t seem to be the case.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: The condition of the gate implies people have been through here recently.
- Lee Chaolan: No matter. Let’s go.
(Vs Feng Wei)
- Feng Wei: How dare you interrupt my training?! Get out before I throw you out!
- Lee Chaolan: On your best day, I doubt you could.
- Feng Wei: Nonsense!
Eddy Gordo[]
At Tekken Force 4th Special Forces Operation Group Compound
- Lee Chaolan: This place has changed a lot in twenty years. Not that I should be surprised.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: The Tekken Force's Fourth Special Forces Operational Group is stationed here.
- Lee Chaolan: I never imagined I’d be breaking in here myself one day.
(Vs Eddy Gordo)
- Lee Chaolan: You’re the commander here?
- Eddy Gordo: Seems that way. In any case, you’re not getting past me.
- Lee Chaolan: Oh, but we can’t stop here. Step aside.
Bruce Irvin[]
At G Security Service, Operations Headquarters
- Lee Chaolan: The G Corporation is just as over-militarized as Mishima. If anything, they seem even better equipped.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: This is one of the G Corporation’s security sectors. The soldiers here are highly trained.
- Lee Chaolan: I can’t believe they militarized so fast. Kazuya couldn’t have done this alone. He must have help.
(Vs Bruce Irvin)
- Lee Chaolan: Bruce Irvin. You must be the man behind the G Corporation’s little army.
- Bruce Irvin: Yes. I was just killing time when Kazuya called me up with this job. My boys are still a buncha wimps, but you should’ve seen what I started with.
- Lee Chaolan: You call them wimps even at this level? I just hope they never reach their full potential.
- Bruce Irvin: You make it sound like I’m done with ‘em. What, do you actually think you can take me out?
- Lee Chaolan: Oh, I will. You see, you’ve made the mistake of helping out Kazuya. I’m afraid I just can’t let that pass.
Anna Williams[]
At G Corporation, Millennium Tower
- Lee Chaolan: The Millennium Tower. What a splendid name.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: My data indicates that this area is in an increased state of alert. Proceed with caution.
- Lee Chaolan: I intend to. We’ve come too far to get caught in some simple trap.
(Vs Anna Williams)
- Lee Chaolan: If you’re here, that means-
- Anna Williams: Yes, I became Kazuya Mishima’s bodyguard in order to work against her. But I never thought you and I would end up as enemies.
- Lee Chaolan: Neither did I.
Kazuya Mishima and Anna Williams[]
At G Corporation, Millennium Tower Heliport
(Vs Anna Williams)
- Lee Chaolan: Sorry, but I don’t have time to play with you anymore.
- Anna Williams: Shut up! Nobody's beating me before I beat her!
- Lee Chaolan: You are blinded by your petty feud with your sister. It’s comforting that some things never change.
(Vs Kazuya Mishima)
- Lee Chaolan: Resting on your laurels now that you’re a “hero”?
- Kazuya Mishima: Ah, the family mutt’s crawled in. Come for table scraps, have you?
- Lee Chaolan: This mutt has wolves’ blood in his veins, and a wounded wolf is a savage and deadly thing, as you’re about to discover.
- Kazuya Mishima: All I hear is the mewling of a runt. You wore out your welcome years ago. Now get out of my sight!
Nina Williams[]
At Mishima Zaibatsu, Central Subway Line
- Lee Chaolan: Are you suggesting we ride this?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Yes. The underground railway network directly connects to the Mishima Central Tower.
- Lee Chaolan: Straight to the Mishima’s headquarters. Let’s hope it will be so simple.
(Vs Nina Williams)
- Lee Chaolan: I knew we’d run into trouble, but I never thought it would be you.
- Nina Williams: It’s my job to protect Jin Kazama, and I’m very good at it.
- Lee Chaolan: Certainly. That’s why I don’t intend to hold back.
Jin Kazama and Nina Williams[]
At Mishima Zaibatsu, Central Tower
- Lee Chaolan: The Mishima Zaibatsu. I never thought I’d set foot in here again.
- Alisa Bosconovich: ...
- Lee Chaolan: Come. It’s time to end this.
(Vs Nina Williams)
- Lee Chaolan: Why are you so determined to protect Jin? Can’t you see what’s really going on?
- Nina Williams: I’m just doing my job. Besides, if anyone hasn’t a clue about what’s going on, it’s you.
- Lee Chaolan: Then tell me what I’m missing.
- Nina Williams: I’m not here to provide answers. I’m here to stop you.
(Vs Jin Kazama)
- Lee Chaolan: Jin Kazama. I believe this is the first time we’ve met.
- Jin Kazama: That hasn’t stopped you from causing me a lot of trouble.
- Lee Chaolan: Certain things can’t be avoided while trying to save the world. I do hope my heroics won’t tarnish my reputation.
- Jin Kazama: I’m just returning everything back to the way it should be. I won’t let you interfere.
Zafina and Tekken Force[]
- Lee Chaolan: It’s a sea of fire.
- Raven: Magma's starting to erupt throughout the vicinity. But how? It is geologically impossible.
- Lee Chaolan: The end of the world has truly come.
(Vs Tekken Force)
- Lee Chaolan: All of you against one young lady? Don’t you feel just a little pathetic?
- Tekken Force soldier: Who the hell are you? Mind your own business.
- Lee Chaolan: Seems I’ll have to beat some sense into you fools.
Azazel and Kazuya Mishima[]
At Azazel's Temple, Central Corridor
- Lee Chaolan: These are the ruins that woman was talking about, I presume?
- Raven: Yeah, no doubt about it. But when we investigated before, these ruins weren’t on the map.
- Lee Chaolan: I doubt that’s the last mystery we’ll encounter on this little journey.
(Vs Kazuya Mishima)
- Lee Chaolan: That’s far enough.
- Kazuya Mishima: You again? Will you ever tire of being a pain in my side?
- Lee Chaolan: Not as long as you’re alive. Lucky for me, that won’t be much longer.
At Azazel's Temple, Oracle's Chamber
- Lee Chaolan: The atmosphere is odd.
- Raven: I don’t like this. Be ready. Anything could happen next.
- Lee Chaolan: That’s the understatement of the century. At this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if some mythical beast appeared.
(Vs Azazel)
- Lee Chaolan: What in heaven’s name? I was being facetious when I made that comment about a mythical beast.
- Azazel: I am Azazel, Rectifier of All Things.
- Lee Chaolan: Rectifier? Is that what they call you?
- Azazel: Yes, Mankind bound me, thinking they could escape subjugation. Willfully and selfishly, they have reduced the world to tatters! Now the sinners must atone.
- Lee Chaolan: It’s not enough that you're an abomination, you have to punish all humanity on top of that? It’s time I put an end to this drollery.
(As they leave)
- Lee Chaolan: This place is done for.
- Raven: Yeah, I think the entire place is about to collapse.
- Lee Chaolan: Let’s go. I’m certainly not dying in a place like this.
Dialogues VS Lee[]
Dialogues take place at Violet Systems
Alisa Bosconovitch Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed my diversions?
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Yes, they were quite entertaining. However, your robots show a multitude of structural problems. It appears you have manufactured them to replicate human motion, but the precision of your dataset vis-à-vis the number of actuator joints is completely insufficient.
- Lee Chaolan: Excellent! You are simply extraordinary! I would be honored if you would come with me.
- Lars Alexandersson: Not going to happen. I'm not handing Alisa over to anyone.
- Lee Chaolan: Was I talking to you? I'd rather not get rough, but you've left me little choice with your heroic-guardian routine.
Anna Williams Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace, lovely Lady Williams. Have you have enjoyed the entertainment so far?
- Anna Williams: Here I was hoping you'd changed, but nope. You're just as twisted as ever, Mr Chaolan.
- Lee Chaolan: Such compliments! I'd love to repay them with my generous hospitality, but I have more pressing matters. Shall I show you the door?
Armor King Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Armor King: I noticed that your security was robots as well.
- Lee Chaolan: I'm happy that you approve. However, I must insist that uninvited guests vacate the premises.
Asuka Kazama Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome, ladies, to my palace. I trust you've enjoyed my little diversions?
- Asuka Kazama: I was surprised. Even your security was a bunch of robots. You one, too?
- Lee Chaolan: Sorry to disappoint you, my dear, but I am completely human, with a very human sense of propriety. I'm afraid that I must ask all uninvited guests to leave the premises.
Baek Doo San Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Baek Doo San: The robot guards were an interesting touch.
- Lee Chaolan: Your compliment does me honor, but I fear this is as far as you go. I must insist that uninvited guests vacate the premises.
Bruce Irvin Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Bruce Irvin: Those robotic security guards are pretty high-tech.
- Lee Chaolan: A genuine compliment! I'm so pleased. However, I must now insist that, as uninvited guests, you leave at once.
Bryan Fury Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Bryan Fury: Did you really think I'd croak that easily?
- Lee Chaolan: Fine, then allow me to entertain you personally!
Christie Monteiro Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome, ladies, to my palace. I trust you've enjoyed my little diversions?
- Christie Monteiro: Even your security forces are robots! I have to admit, I was pretty surprised.
- Lee Chaolan: My, how you flatter me with your kind words. I'm afraid, however, that uninvited guests must leave the premises.
Craig Marduk Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Craig Marduk: Sure, it was fun. Not really challenging, but fun.
- Lee Chaolan: Your compliment does me honor, but I fear this is as far as you go. I must insist that uninvited guests vacate the premises.
Devil Jin Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Well, you certainly know how to make and entrance and a most bizarre first impression. Is that really Jin Kazama under all that?
- Devil Jin: Definitely not. The man you speak of was nothing but an insignificant and miserable entity that dissipated within me.
- Lee Chaolan: Something is swirling about you. Or maybe this is the true Jin Kazama.
- Devil Jin: Not far off, but you'll die never knowing the truth, detective.
Eddy Gordo Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace! I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Eddy Gordo: Even the security guards are robots. You don't overlook anything.
- Lee Chaolan: Your compliment does me honor, but I fear this is as far as you go. I must insist that uninvited guests vacate the premises.
Emilie de Rochefort Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace, ladies. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Emilie de Rochefort: You have entirely too many robots! I'll have you know, I almost broke a nail on one!
- Lee Chaolan: I'm disappointed you've found our products unsatisfactory, but I fear this is as far as you go. I must insist that uninvited guests vacate the premises.
Feng Wei Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you enjoyed the diversions I prepared?
- Feng Wei: The mechanical guards did indeed come as a surprise.
- Lee Chaolan: Your compliment does me honor, but I fear this is as far as you go. I must insist that uninvited guests vacate the premises.
Ganryu Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you've enjoyed my little diversions?
- Ganryu: Yes, quite! Were they all built by your company? My goodness, technology really does advance quickly. If only they were a little more powerful...
- Lee Chaolan: You flatter me with your kind words. However, I'm going to have to ask uninvited guests to leave.
Heihachi Mishima Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: What? Why are you in my palace?! You have no right being here!
- Heihachi Mishima: Hmph. If you have any complaints, tell them to your pathetic security.
- Lee Chaolan: That's enough! It's time I released years of resentment upon you!
Hwoarang Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Hwoarang: It only made me tired.
- Lee Chaolan: You flatter me, good sir, but I only reserve such welcome for uninvited guests. Please leave.
- Hwoarang: I wasn't flattering you. After all that, it just ends in more fighting, doesn't it?
Jack Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Jack: (MANY FRIENDS HERE! JACK EXCITED! YOU CREATOR? AMAZING!)
- Lee Chaolan: You compliment does me honor, but I fear this is as far as you go. I must insist that uninvited guests vacate the premises.
Jin Kazama Playthrough[]
- Jin Kazama: It's about time we finally meet.
- Lee Chaolan: My thoughts exactly, Jin Kazama. I must say, your father has caused me much trouble.
- Jin Kazama: You've been providing my enemies with information, have you not?
- Lee Chaolan: You're to the point, aren't you? Just so you know. I don't oppose you personally. I only follow the route to profit and my ideals. It just so happens that your current action go against my gain.
- Jin Kazama: It doesn't sound like you're willing to cooperate. Then I'll have you surrender by force.
Julia Chang Playthrough[]
- Julia Chang: I'm sure you knew I was coming, but you unleashed your bots, anyway. You haven't changed a bit, Mr. Lee.
- Lee Chaolan: I hope you enjoyed them, Ms. Chang, but to be honest, I was more interested in testing your little friend. It seems my robots weren't up to the task.
- Alisa Bosconovitch: So this is Lee Chaolan. I now understand why you referred to him as "strange".
- Julia Chang: Alisa, you don't say that sort of thing to someone's face!
- Lee Chaolan: What a surprisingly sharp-tongued little moppet. Delightful! I believe I shall test her strength myself. Come at me, girl, and don't hold back!
Kazuya Mishima Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Kazuya. I wasn't expecting a personal appearance.
- Kazuya Mishima: I hear you've been supplying the rebel army with intel.
- Lee Chaolan: Rebel army? Nonsense. I'll ask you to cease these mad accusations, unless you have some proof.
- Kazuya Mishima: It's far too late to play innocent.
- Lee Chaolan: Ahh, you always lacked elegance, Kazuya.
King Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- King: Nearly everything in this place is a robot. I'm amazed.
- Lee Chaolan: I'll takes that as a compliment, but I fear this is as far as you go. I must insist that uninvited guests vacate the premises.
Kuma Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Kuma: (Even the security guards were robots.)
- Lee Chaolan: Your compliment does me honor, but I fear this is as far as you go. We have a strict "no pets allowed" policy, you see.
Lars Alexandersson Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace, I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Lars: I was a little surprised that even your security personnel were robotic.
- Lee Chaolan: It was my pleasure to surprise you, but now I must insist that uninvited guests vacate the premises.
Cutscene: Rebel With a Cause
- Lee: Excellent fight. I can see why you were put in charge of the Tekken Force's finest unit. In fact, if I had to venture a guess... I'd say you might even have some direct connection to the Mishima family.
- Lee: Touchy subject? Fair enough. What does the great rebel leader want from me?
- Lars: I heard you were independently gathering intel on Mishima and the G Corporation.
- Lee: So that's what this is about. Yeah, it's true. I have plenty of friends on both sides. I don't know what kind of information you're looking for, but I'll do what I can to help.
- Lars: Thanks.
- Lee: Considering the army you've amassed for the revolt, you must be pretty confident, but are you really sure you want to take them on?
- Lars: Positive. If I don't stop Jin, there'll be no going back.
- Lee: What do you say you and I join forces?
- Lars: It's a kind offer, but I can't involve you in this.
- Lee: As if I mind. I'd welcome the chance to stir up a little trouble.
- Lars: Sorry.
- Lee: Have it your way. But call if you change your mind. You're always welcome here. (Phone rings.) Excuse me.
- Lee: (On the phone) Lee here. What's the occaision? You never call. What? Get the hell out of there! Hey!
- Lars: Something wrong?
- Lee: (To Lars) A friend of mine has gotten herself into trouble. She works in a G Corporation research facility, and has been leaking information to me on a regular basis.
- Lars: I needed to pay G a visit anyway. We'll go bail her out.
- Lee: Excellent.
- Lars: Come on, Alisa.
- Alisa: Right.
- Lee: Here's her dossier. Take it, it might be useful.
- Lars: We'll find her, I promise.
Cutscene 32: Calling in Favors
- Lars: It was the only favor I could think of.
- Lee: Excellent. I owed you big time.
- Lars: Yeah, yeah. So what's the verdict?
- Lee: I'm gonna need some time to sort through her plumbing. She's one piece of work. That Dr. Bosconovitch really was a genuis. This circuitry is excellent.
- Lars: Just promise you'll fix her up.
- Lee: Don't you worry.
Lei Wulong Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Lei Wulong: You're pretty thorough, having even your security made up of robots.
- Lee Chaolan: Thank you for the compliment, but I'm afraid I must insist that uninvited guests vacate the premises.
Leo Kliesen Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Leo Kliesen: I was surprise you had so many robots.
- Lee Chaolan: I'll take that as a compliment. But seeing as how you're uninvited guests, I'll have to ask you to leave.
Ling Xiaoyu Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Ling Xiaoyu: Your security guards are even robots! That's amazing.
- Lee Chaolan: You flatter me with your kind words. Unfortunately for you, I'm afraid uninvited guest must leave the premises.
Marshall Law Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Marshall Law: Robot security guards? Isn't modern technology grand?
- Lee Chaolan: You flatter me with your kind words. However I must insist that uninvited guests vacate the premises.
Miguel Caballero Rojo Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Miguel: I didn't think you'd even use your robots as security.
- Lee Chaolan: I'll take that as a compliment, but I fear this is as far as you go. I must insist that uninvited guests vacate the premises.
Mokujin Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: A fascinating creation! I wonder, how does it move? I see no actuators, no power source, not even a USB port.
- Mokujin: (I am as I must be. I have no need of such things you describe.)
- Lee: It talked! How did it do that? I simply must know everything about this. Don't move! Stay right there!
- Mokujin: (Everywhere I go, I get a similar reaction. Am I truly so unusual?)
- Alisa Bosconovitch: Most certainly. Training dummies do not often talk.
Nina Williams Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: What did you think of my new security forces, Ms. Williams?
- Nina Williams: They were pretty weak. And here I was expecting a serious challenge.
- Lee Chaolan: Your feedback is appreciated for my future upgrades. Now, you'll have to forgive me. I am a busy man and accept visitors by appointment only. Please leave.
- Nina Williams: Not so fast. I know you've been supplying intelligence to the rebel forces.
- Lee Chaolan: Heavens, what a brazen accusation, I don't believe I know what you're talking about.
Panda Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Panda: (Your robot security guards were amazing!)
- Lee Chaolan: My, how you do flatter me! However I'm afraid I must ask uninvited guests to leave the premises.
Paul Phoenix Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Paul Phoenix: Ehh, they didn't put up much of a fight, but I'm not complainin'.
- Lee Chaolan: You flatter me with your kind words. I would love to chit-chat at length, but I must insist that, as uninvited guests, you leave at once.
Raven Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Raven: Even the security forces are robots. I'm impressed.
- Lee Chaolan: You flatter me with your kind words. Unfortunately, uninvited guests must leave the premises immediately.
Robert Richards Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Bob: Fancy stuff. Wall-to-wall robots. I suppose you're probably a robot too, huh?
- Lee Chaolan: An amusing jest, indeed. Why don't you come closer for a good look?
Roger Jr. Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Roger Jr.'s mother: (Were those things "humanoids"? I guess they're not food, after all.)
- Lee Chaolan: You wanted to eat them? Interesting, I suppose I should have expected no less from a military-bred animal.
- Roger Jr.'s mother: (How rude. I'm no bloody-thirsty beast.)
Sergei Dragunov Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace! Have you been enjoying the entertainment thus far?
- Sergei Dragunov:...
- Lee Chaolan: It appears you are not amused. I do apologize. Please allow me to see to your entertainment personally.
Steve Fox Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Steve Fox: Robot guards? Yeah, whew. Color me impressed.
- Lee Chaolan: Your compliment does me honor, but I fear this is as far as you go. I must insist that uninvited guests vacate the premises.
Wang Jinrei Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: I am pleased to see you well, laoshi. It has been too long.
- Wang Jinrei: Indeed it has, Chaolan. You gave us quite a reception. New models, I take it?
- Lee Chaolan: No. They were low-priced models for the mass market. We were selling them for use as security, but we received too many complaints that they were underpowered.
- Wang Jinrei: Perhaps, but they served well as a warm-up, I'd say. I trust your skills haven't flagged?
- Lee Chaolan: They have not. Prepare yourself, revered master.
Yoshimitsu Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Well, well. If it isn't the head of the Manji Party. Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Yoshimitsu: Even your security is robotic. Quite impressive.
- Lee Chaolan: Your compliment does me honor, but I fear this is as far as you go. I must insist that uninvited guests vacate the premises.
Zafina Playthrough[]
- Lee Chaolan: Welcome to my palace. I trust you have enjoyed the entertainment thus far?
- Zafina: So, the security guards out front were your company's own products? I'm afraid they were pathetically weak. Hardly a warm up.
- Lee Chaolan: Keep in mind there's much room for upgrades. Our next generation of products is slated to be much higher spec. But I won't bore you with the details. I would like to test whether you wield any power worth investing in, however.